The Hillhead [pronounced hill-head, not hull-heed] Weekly (June 1996)
Giving away a car for absolutely nothing. No longer needed.
The wiper blades need replaced, the fans don't work, the CD player cuts out, it makes a clunk when turning, there's a flat tyre, the handbrake does nothing, the front coils are broken, the right wing is crumpled, you need to kick the driver's door to open it and the front right wheel has came off.
The only problem is it's a Fiat Punto.
Collection only (obviously).
Call 555-7292