Welcome to my world wide web page. Above is my desk, where truths are told, coffee is consumed and the occasional house in The Sims is built. Sorry for the mess. You wouldn't believe how many floppy disks it takes to store all this information because it's the 90s and USB sticks haven't been invented yet.
So who is that dashing guy in the pic above?
Swashbuckling sleuth; seeker of the truth. Digger of dirt; protector of the red shirt. Voice of the voiceless. Conqueror of corruption. From the cleaner with the broom to the suit in the boardroom -- no one can evade my never-ending crusade.
If there's a conspiracy to be heard, a campaign of misinformation to be participated in or you've got a case that needs solved, either real or fictional, then I'm your man.
No dames, though. They're nothin' but trouble.
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exploits in my guestbook!
As good as I am, I can't be everywhere at once. Contact me on 555-5058 or e-mail me, because it's very likely my phone will be engaged as I'm probably connected to the internet.
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