Who is Betamax Beans?

Scotch sleuth; seeker of the truth. Digger of dirt; defender of the red shirt. Voice of the voiceless. Conqueror of corruption. From the cleaner with the broom to the suit in the boardroom — no one can evade my endless crusade. Watch my channel, live on the world wide web a few days a week, for truths and conspiracies that the squares don't want you to know.

Is your boss putting wealth before health? Do you suspect a time-traveling killer robot is after you? Or does your friend just keep beating you at Mortal Kombat 2? If you need to get in touch with me, you're probably best e-mailing me, as it's very likely my phone will be engaged because I'll be connected to the internet.

Pick up your copy of the "Red Shirt". Guaranteed to save your life or your money back!

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